The LOL Disease

*Opens Medical Dictionary* *turns to the L section*

Laugh-Out-Loud (LOL) Disease (l-ol/di-seas) - The Laugh-Out-Loud Disease, more commonly-known as the LOL disease, makes red marks forming the letter L O L appear on victims arms, face and neck. These go after about a week, then return accompanied with the victim vomiting LOL's. Extremely contagious and dangerous if not treated within 24 hours of contracting the virus.

Treatment: Isolation and quarintine.

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One day my friend Kathy was running around really happily because life was good

But suddenly, she stopped her happy frolicking because she felt ill



Her arms itched, Kathy looked down and gasped as she saw

She had the LOL disease!

For you people in the no-know this is the LOL disease:



The LOL disease takes over your blood cells by wrapping their tentacles around the poor blood cells and copying the LOL virus information in to that cell, leaving it then a soul-less LOLing monster.

Lets get back to Kathy. By the time the virus has taken over her body she looks like this:



This is a severe case of the LOL disease.

Over the course of a lot of time your painscale goes like this:

Ouch! Good luck to anyone who contracts this virus!!

After quite a lot of time Kathy's symptoms die down and she returns to school...

Poor Kathy :(